Dorinha de mal com o verbo haver


Nada como uma bela escorregadela no Manoel (português) pra me fazer reabrir o caldeirão em grande estilo, néam?

Então, vamos analisar a tetéia (com acento, porque eu me apego muito aos acentos) recém-produzida pela Dora Kramer no twitter:

a href= class=aligncenter size-full wp-image-3649 title=dorinha src= alt= width=708 height=411 //a [outro longo suspiro]

Acho que vou fazer um postão que vai virar página especial, só com o verbo haver! Mas enquanto isso não acontece, vou contar um segredinho aqui:

span style=color: #ff0000;emTiticamente/em/span, quando o português ainda era um jovem e garboso mancebo e ainda tinha altas relações com o Latim, não tinha evoluído a ponto de criar um futuro do presente para seus verbos. (sabe como é, ele tentava passar de fase do game, mas morria antes, tinha que começar do zero, um saco….)

Daí que as pessoas usavam emmeique/em uma ameaça pra se referirem a um tempo que ainda estava por chegar. Mas pra isso, o verbo haver no presente do indicativo (antes que você pergunte: span style=color: #003300;strongeu hei, tu hás, ele há, nós havemos, vós haveis, eles hão/strong/span. Agradeça a  Tio Antônio!) frequentava geral as altas e baixas rodas da sociedade.

Então, como eu dizia, lá em priscas eras, nego dizia
blockquotespan style=color: #003300;Eu hei de chegar em sua casa amanhã / ele há de chegar em sua casa amanhã/span/blockquote
Essa locução haver + preposição de + [enfie aqui o verbo principal de sua preferência]  acabou trocando de ordem, e ficou assim:
blockquotespan style=color: #003300;eu [enfie aqui o verbo de sua preferência] +verbo haver, ou seja:  /span

span style=color: #003300;eu chegar hei / ele chegar há  /span/blockquote
daí pro
blockquotespan style=color: #003300;chegarei  / chegará/span/blockquote
foi um pulo e um beijinho, beijinho, tchau, tchau pro agá.

O resto é história. E futuro do presente do modo indicativo.

Isto posto, a expressão a ser combinada com  span style=color: #003300;[verbo enfiado de sua preferência]/span que terá valor similar ao da locução verbaspan style=color: #003300;l ir+verbo no infinitivo/span (vou falar / vou fazer / vou acontecer) é a expressãospan style=color: #003300;strong haver de/strong/span.

Isso, é claro, se você quiser deixar seu texto metido a besta – no que contarás com meu total apoio! span style=color: #ff0000;emAtoron/em/span! \o/

Então, Dorinha, sua linda, ou você cria rapidão um trocadilho com o verbo haver e esse verbo dar mal enfiado no seu tuíte ou você deleta seu post.

Mas eu já orei pros deuses do print-screen!

strongspan style=color: #800080;*******************/span/strong

strongspan style=color: #800080; ATUALIZAÇÃO ÉPICA:/span/strong

strongspan style=color: #800080;Observação tão maravilhosa do Flávio aí embaixo nos comentários que eu tive que subir o que ele escreveu:/span/strong
blockquoteemstrongspan style=color: #800080;Pode ter sido erro de pontuação:/span/strong/em
emstrongspan style=color: #800080;1. Reclamar de Kassab? Quem? A Dê? (pode ser alguma conhecida da Dorinha que gosta de reclamar)/span/strong/em
emstrongspan style=color: #800080;2. Reclamar de Kassab, quem? A Dê./span/strong/em
emstrongspan style=color: #800080;3. coloque aqui a “aversão” de sua escolha…/span/strong/em/blockquote
emstrongspan style=color: #800080;*************/span/strong/em

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