Globo ponto com e a piada do… (pode falar judeu?)

A Cecília me mandou por e-mail um exemplo que me fez lembrar uma a href=http://risadas.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/sara-morreu/ target=_blankpiadinha velha/a.

Diz que o deljudeu uia! Pode falar judeu? Sionista – não. Hierosolimita – não, isso é gente que nasce em Jerusalém/del enfim, o marciano Jacob liga pro jornal pra pôr um anúncio fúnebre:
blockquoteem- Gostaria de colocar um nota fúnebre do morte de meu esposa, diz ao atendente./em

em- Pois não, quais são os dizeres?/em

em- Sara morreu!/em

em- Só isso? espanta-se o rapaz./em

em- Sim, Jacob não quer gastar muito./em

em- Mas o preço mínimo permite até 5 palavras./em

em- Então coloca: “Sara morreu. Vendo Monza 94.”/em/blockquote
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Por esse mesmo raciocínio, a a href=http://www.globo.com target=_blankGlobo ponto com/a (lá embaixo, sob ementretenimento/em) resolveu aproveitar ao máximo o espaço na chamada de capa pra uma a href=http://ego.globo.com/carnaval/2012/noticia/2012/02/ana-furtado-pronta-para-brilhar-no-carnaval-nunca-imaginei-ser-rainha.html target=_blankreportagem/a do Ego (vocês sabem que eu amo o Ego, né? Esse site é um exemplo pra mim – só que ao contrário!) falar da Ana Furtado (quem? Sei lá! Só sei que usa botox, então deve ser subcelebridade!) mas onde eu tava mesmo? Ah, sim! Tava falando desta chamadinha da home da globo ponto com:

a href=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/furtado.gifimg class=aligncenter size-full wp-image-3565 title=furtado src=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/furtado.gif alt= width=318 height=238 //a

Imagino o diálogo entre os autores da obra:

– Taca uma chamada da Ana Furtado na home! – diz o editor.

– Pô, e diz o quê? – retruca o estagiário delIh! Acho que é a primeira vez que eu consigo usar retrucar num texto meu, me deixa!/del

– Ah, diz que ela não comprou a vaga de rainha de bateria e diz mais alguma coisa qualquer aê! – Editores, esses seres amados ao contrário…

Ai lá vai o estagiário, dá uma passad’olhos no texto do Ego (porque nem estagiário consegue ler aquele troço inteiro) e taca:

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– Pô, sobrou espaço pra mais de 10 caracteres, que que eu faço? – pensa (é, o MEU estagiário pensa. Só de vez em quando, mas pensa!) o estagiário.

Aí lá vai o infeliz, lê mais um pouquinho aquele texto sobre as Operárias do Carnaval (conjunto da obra é pouco pra definir a falta de tudo dessa…. SÉRIE?!?!?!?! É UMA SÉRIE?!?!?!?!!? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) e encontra a palavra preconceito logo na segunda pergunta. E pensa:

– Putz, perfeito! Preconceito tem 11 caracteres! E eu ainda aproveito o verbo! (é, o MEU estagiário sabe o que é verbo….)

E manda ver:
blockquotespan style=color: #ff0000;strongRainha magrinha, Furtado afasta boato de que ‘comprou posto’ e preconceito/strong/span/blockquote
Aí, ele não sabe dizer se ela afasta o preconceito e os boatos, ou se os boatos SÃO fruto de preconceito (o e antes do preconceito pode ser um é sem acento, vai saber….), ou, ainda, que o posto e o preconceito foram adquiridos mediante pagamento. E o coitadinho do estagiário nem conseguiu vender seu Monza 84!

Se o estagiário apostasse no genérico infalível
blockquotestrongE se diz feliz /strong/blockquote
Teria completado a lacuna sem dar ao leitor a chance de múltiplas interpretações…

Enfim, evoé pra todo mundo!

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