Interpretando textos com a Madrasta do Texto Ruim – um olhar realista para destacar as entrelinhas

O título daí de cima é pra ser lido com sarcasmo, fazfavô. Porque eu jamais, em sã consciência, começaria um título com um gerúndio, muito menos lançaria mão da expressão um olhar assim assado. Além de sarcasmo, o título acima ainda contém 3 taças de vinho. Favor dar o desconto.

Mas não tô aqui pra justificar meus títulos. Vim para ajudar meus diletos leitores a lerem as entrelinhas dos textos que lhes chegam às mãos. Outro dia mesmo tava aqui aprovando um comentário que falava de texto em entrelinhas.

Enfim. Marido recebeu uma dileta cartinha da TIM(ganei) junto com a conta do celular. A missiva é simpática e educada, mas contém uma série de informações que não foram ditas com todas as palavras. Escancará-las-ei, portanto:

Prezado cliente,

Visando a melhoria constante nos processos de atendimento a você, cliente TIM, estamos aprimorando os nossos sistemas de faturamento, responsáveis pela geração de sua conta.[Achamos por bem mexer no sistema que gera nossas cobranças]

Diante disso, a conta deste mês (Abril/2010) não contempla as chamadas locais e de longa distância. [deu um pau ferrado no sistema, a gente perdeu um monte de coisa, mas se Deus quiser o backup vai funcionar] Estas chamadas serão apresentadas na próxima conta com vencimento em maio/2010. [Até o mês que vem a coisa tem que voltar aos eixos, com a ajuda dos deuses]

ATENÇÃO: Caso exista utilização de chamadas locais excedentes ao seu pacote de minutos, realizadas no período de 1/3/2010 a 31/03/2010 (Período do vencimento de Abril/2010), ou chamadas de longa distância deste mesmo período, estas serão cobradas e apresentadas na conta do mês de maio/2010. [aparentemente, perdemos os registros de suas chamadas excedentes e/ou de Longa distância. Mas estamos rezando pra recuperar tudo, viu? Aguarde notícias mês que vem!]

Essa reprogramação está sendo feita em caráter excepcional, não causará a cobrança de encargos financeiros adicionais e respeita os prazos determinados pela Anatel (Agência nacional de Telecomunicações). [Tamos virando noites e noites pra resolver o quiproquó, o chefe não larga do nosso cangote, e a gente tem que consertar a bosta homérica o mais rápido possível. Inda bem que a Anatel entende que esse tipo de bosta acontece, né?]

Adicionalmente, o vencimento da sua conta deste mês será prorrogado e o pagamento poderá ser realizado até 22/04/2010, sem incidência de multa e juros. [Tamos quebrando o teu galho. Reze por nós!]

Atenciosamente,

TIM Brasil.

Eu ri muito ao ler esta carta. Espero ter compartilhado os motivos de meus risos com vocês. E vamos ver o que vai acontecer mês que vem!



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