Língua Portuguesa erra o Caminho das Índias

Daí o Edu Ferrari me copiou este link, “de bandeja”, depois que a @rosana piou ele pra tuitosfera. Fui botar reparo.

Acompanhem comigo. Eu não levava muita fé no dito, até que…

“Caminho das Índias”: Ao [por quê maiúscula nesse Ao? A frase já começou lá no “Caminho”… Mas e daí? Um shiftzinho apertado sem querer? Quem vai crucificar alguém por causa disso? justo eu, que aperto o shift e as maiúsculas não aparecem (como agora), e eu deixo prá lá?  Eu quero é saaangue! :o) ] descobrir traição, Abel dará uma surra em Norminha

As consequências da traição de Norminha (Dira Paes) já tem [ela tem / elas têm. E esse acento não caiu com a reforma ortográfica. Mas isso não é lá motivo pra se abespinhar tanto, né? um errinho de dedo, só e nada mais. Perdoável.] data marcada para acontecerem nos próximos capítulos de “Caminho das Índias” [as consequências têm data marcada para acontecerem? Hummm… ficou feio, né? E eu tenho cá comigo que esse acontecerem é infinitivo não declinável, mas nunca fui muito boa em declinação de infinitivos. Ah, eu reescreveria a bagaça até ficar mais bonitinho. Mas não vou me abespinhar. Oh, Edu, quando é que os erros crassos vão começar a aparecer?] . Ao ser flagrada agarrando Indra (André Arteche), a moça apanhará de Abel (Anderson Muller).

A desconfiança de Abel quanto a fidelidade [Opa! Faltou a crase aqui! E falta de crase é pior que falta de classe :o) ! Se a desconfiança de Abel fosse quanto AO amor, esse amor já ganhou um artigo e uma preposição. Portanto, se a desconfiança é quanto à fidelidade, essa fidelidade quer mais é ganhar uma crase! Mas ainda tá faltando alguma coisa pra justificar este texto aqui no caldeirão… o que poderá ser?] de Norminha vão começar [ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! A desconfiança vão começar? Socorrrrrooooo!!!!] quando algumas cartas anônimas chegarem. Desconfiado [Ah, que legal! Eu fico tão feliz quando isso acontece! A desconfiança começa e ele fica… desconfiado!!! Que tuuuudoooo!!!] , o guarda municipal procura Ashima (Mara Manzan), que lhe recomenda não acreditar nas correspondências [pois eu recomendo ao guarda municipal não acreditar nesta redação de bosta. Ficadica.].

O rapaz não dá atenção e decide seguir a namorada. Quando a encontra, [e essa vírgula aqui tá mais pra dispensável] aos beijos com Indra, ele perde a cabeça e surra a moça (…)

‘Bora reescrever a bagaça:

“Caminho das Índias”: Ao descobrir traição, Abel dará uma surra em Norminha
As consequências da traição de Norminha (Dira Paes) já tem data marcada para acontecerem nos próximos capítulos de “Caminho das Índias”. Ao ser flagrada agarrando Indra (André Arteche), a moça apanhará de Abel (Anderson Muller).
A desconfiança de Abel quanto a fidelidade de Norminha vão começar quando algumas cartas anônimas chegarem. Desconfiado, o guarda municipal procura Ashima (Mara Manzan), que lhe recomenda não acreditar nas correspondências.
O rapaz não dá atenção e decide seguir a namorada. Quando a encontra, aos beijos com Indra, ele perde a cabeça e surra a moça, segundo informou o jornal O Dia desta quinta-feira (9).
“Caminho das Índias” é exibida de segunda a sábado, às 21h.

“Caminho das Índias”: ao descobrir traição, Abel dará uma surra em Norminha

As consequências da traição de Norminha (Dira Paes) vão começar a acontecer têm data marcada para acontecerem nos próximos capítulos de “Caminho das Índias”. Ao ser flagrada agarrando Indra (André Arteche), a moça apanhará de Abel (Anderson Muller).

A desconfiança de Abel quanto à fidelidade de Norminha vai surgir começar [pra não repetir a mesma locução. Não há essa necessidade.] quando algumas cartas anônimas chegarem. Desconfiado, O guarda municipal resolve procurar Ashima (Mara Manzan), que lhe recomenda não acreditar nas correspondências.

O rapaz não dá atenção e decide seguir a namorada. Quando a encontra-sem vírgula, aos beijos com Indra, ele perde a cabeça e surra a moça (…)

Saaaaaaaangueeeeeeeeee… eu quero é saaaaaaaaaanngueeee!!!! (Consegui! Valeu, Edu! 🙂 )



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