Mais uma ___ aula de jornalismo para a ___ imprensa: Cala a boca, Magda!, digo, Alexandre Garcia!

Ti vegônha, tio Alessândi! Ti vegônha!

O negócio foi tão feio que eu sou obrigada a confessar: fiquei com pena do Alexandre Garcia. Hummm… digamos que a raiva foi maior, mas agora deu pena, mesmo.

O ululante comentarista Dazorganizações Globo abriu a boca pra falar (ainda mais) besteira em sua coluna local na CBN Brasília (Aviso: este blog não é patrocinado por remédios contra enjôo e mal-estar. Ao clicares no link fornecido, estarás por tua conta e risco!) e resolveu desancar o parto humanizado defendido pelo governo do Distrito Federal. ele precisava falar mal de alguém, sei lá, acho que acordou com as ventas distorcidas, mas escolheu o alvo errado, e o fez da forma errada.

Disse que parto humanizado é sinônimo de parto de cócoras, e que o GDF não deveria permitir que pais barbudos e sujos de rua entrassem em sala de parto para acompanhar as esposas. Legal, né? Mas como é que ele chegou a essas (cof, cof) brilhantes (cof, cof) conclusões a respeito do parto? Ele é mulher para saber disso tudo? Não que eu saiba. Ah, ele leu e se informou a respeito pra falar sobre parto humanizado e parto de cócoras, né?

Então, vamos pensar aqui como um verdadeiro e responsável jornalista deveria fazer para tecer comentários pertinentes a respeito de saúde:

1- parto humanizado é coisa séria ou é mimimi de ameba natureba? Onde conseguir tal informação? Hummm… será que haveria uma instituição tipo que fosse assim uma Organização Mundial de Saúde, evinculada, por exemplo, à ONU? SIIIIIMM!! É a OMS – ou WHO, do inglês World Health Organization. Ao escolher o espanhol como língua oficial e fazer uma busqueda por parto humanizado, vem uma enxurrada de artigos… DEFENDENDO O PARTO HUMANIZADO!

Como resultado, o barbudo jornalista dazorganizações Globo só recebeu críticas pelo comentário mais que infeliz a respeito do parto humanizado.

Eu poderia citar aqui o mimimi sem conteúdo das amebas naturebas, que o acusam de ignorante, e preconceituoso e etc. e tal – só que o fazem de forma estúpida e preconceituosa. Farei melhor: forneço o link pra página da organização Parto do Princípio, que deu uma chulapada de forma extremamente elegante – com direito a links para artigos científicos sobre o assunto.

Que mais eu posso fazer? Rezar para que ele nunca mais abra a boca pra falar besteira. Melhor desistir, né?

[suspiro. suspiro profundo.]

Confiram a história completa da coluna do Alexandre Garcia neste post aqui – excelente, por sinal.



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