O neologismo malafaiense

Daí que Silas Malafaia, uma entidade cujas credenciais me recuso a propalar por aqui (joga no Google por sua conta e risco!), disse em entrevista à revista Época que ia emspan style=color: #ff0000;funicar/span T/emoni Reis, líder da comunidade LGBT pereré pão duro whiskas sachê blablablá.

Claro, lógico, óbvio e evidente que o repórter entendeu o verbo como emfornicar. /emÉ um verbo muito usado por delsalsinhas em cristo/del evangélicos para referir-se a práticas por eles consideradas tipicamente do público gay. Não vou entrar no mérito dessa questão.

Mas Silas resolveu delsoltar as plumas/del dizer que ele jamais disse emfornicar/em:

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Aí delgeral/del eu e o repórter da revista Época fomos ver que diabos significa span style=color: #ff0000;strongfunicar/strong/span. E não encontramos essa palavra no dicionário. E ainda temos que ler esta belezura no site do Malafaia (não, não vou lincar. Me recuso. Jogue a frase em vermelho no google que você encontra o texto completo. E se você quiser ler esse texto completo, problema seu. Pronto, avisei.):
blockquotespan style=color: #ff0000;“Ele não pode supor que o entendimento da palavra strongfunicar/strong signifique strongfornicar/strong, se ele mesmo confessa ter pesquisado em quatro dicionários e não ter achado a palavra strongfunicar/strong. E não vai achar em dicionário algum, pois é uma gíria, um linguajar popular e não formal”, declarou Silas./span/blockquote
Portanto, temos que:

1- PAPORRA! Dicionários listam todas as palaras de um idioma, sejam elas regionalismos, palavrões e outras expressões chulas, gírias, paravras oficiais, palavras extraoficiais etcetcetc.

2- Se o repórter da Época não pode supor o que ele supôs, então o que ele pode supor? Oi? Quem disse?

3- Se essa palavra não se acha em dicionário nenhum, então o dileto pastor inventou esse verbete?

4- Se o pastor inventou esse verbete, coisa que a meu ver lhe é permitida (pensem no que ele faz com a Bíblia, e vocês perceberão que o que ele faz com a  Língua Portuguesa é pinto…), ele que explicasse o significado. Chamar o interlocutor de ignorante por desconhecer uma expressão usada no seu meio é forçar a barra.

Não me canso de dizer isso aqui: se você diz embolinhas vermelhas/em e seu interlocutor entende emlistras azuis/em, repita sua idéia de forma diferente até que o seu interlocutor entenda exatamente o que você quis dizer. Isso dá certo em 99% das vezes (o 1% restante dá conta de seres incapazes de raciocinar).

Isto posto, e como nenhum dicionário lista a palavra malafaiense, este blog-caldeirão só aceita uma possibilidade de uso da palavra funicar:

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Pode passar a régua.

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