Psicografando o Datafolha

Como vocês sabem, eu sou dotada de superpoderes [pausa pra você rir]. Um deles é que eu consigo psicografar reuniões de pauta da Folha de SPaulo e do Datafolha [outra pausa pra você rir].

Pois então. Aconteceu assim:

Nego fechou os números do Datafolha e entrou em pânico.

– Assim não pode! Assim não dá! A vaca velha [eles se referem com muito carinho e deferência à presidenta Dilma Rousseff, sabe?] tá empatada com a SOMA de todo mundo, excluindo indecisos? A eleição periga fechar no primeiro turno! Chefe, o que que a gente faz?

– Ai, putaquepariu, esse Aécio tá foda, como é que o PSDB quer vencer com um zé ruela desses? Me dá esse papel aqui, deixa eu ver um troço… Aqui! Achei! Quanto é a margem de erro que a gente diz que pratica?

– Dois pontos percentuais para mais ou para menos, senhor…

– Então pronto! Taca 36% pro Aécio no segundo turno e já temos uma manchete! Aécio empata com Dilma no segundo turno

– Mas chefe! Periga não ter nem segundo turno porque a vaca velha empatou com a soma dos outros e…

– Esquece o primeiro turno! Vamos focar no segundo turno, Mané!

– Mas chefe, só tem segundo turno depois do primeiro e…

– DIZ QUE VAI TER SEGUNDO TURNO, PORRA!!! Daí todo mundo vai pro primeiro turno pensando no segundo!

E foi assim que o Brasil ficou sabendo dos resultados do Datafolha 24 horas depois do prazo combinado.



Hein? Você tá achando que essa história é mentira? Eu também.

Mas assim… certeza, certeza, eu não tenho, não…

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