Quando a ordem dos tratores altera a rodovia

Vamos dar um tempo aos mortos. Mas não pensem que os mortos estão dando um tempo, não! Eles estão surtando que é uma coisa – só encontro explicações para isso na fase de lua cheia. Mas vamos falar de outras emesdrovengas/em redacionais de corar de vergonha o mais falecido dos seres humanos.

Cer-te-za que você já ouviu de um professor de matemática a frase ema ordem dos fatores não altera o produto/em. Poi zé. Aí, você também já deve ter ouvido a variante engraçadinha dessa frase, ema ordem dos tratores não altera o viaduto./em

Mas ó, zifio, vou te contar que teve ameba escrevente que conseguiu alterar a ordem dos tratores de forma tal que destruiu um rodovia emlheeeanda/em e pôs um matagal no lugar dela (e quem descobriu a tetéia foi a Deize Fonseca, que me enviou o link via Twitter). Quer ver só?

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O fenômeno deu-se neste site a href=http://www.cidadeolimpica.com/especialista-diz-que-transolimpica-acabara-com-no-no-transito/ target=_blankaqui/a, obra (com trocadilho, pelamordedeus!) do governo do Estado do Rio de Janeiro.

Preciso dizer que a expressão emdará lugar a /em pressupõe uma coisa que sai de cena e para ser substituída por outra?

Vou ter que explicar que do jeito que a ameba escrevente deixou essa legenda, ela acabou por dizer que a rodovia vai sair dali e no lugar dela vai ficar o matagal?

Será necessário revelar que a frase mais adequada pra essa legenda seria emcomemora a chegada da nova via que vai ocupar o lugar do matagal/em?

Isto posto, só me resta agora vislumbrar um balão de pensamento de história em quadrinhos apontando para a cabeça do zifio da foto, e… ah, vamos escrever aqui nos comentários o que o Zifio da foto tá pensando, vamos?

Muah! Um beijo! 😀

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Atualização:

Comentário do dileto Manoel, frequentador assíduo deste caldeirão:
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Bruxa! Substituíram a legenda no link original e colocaram uma bem parecida com a sua…/td
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E lá vou eu ver como ficou:

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conclusões:

1- Esta Bruxa está fazendo bem ao texto mal-escrito dos outros.

2- Os deuses do print-screen não falham nunca!

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