Resultado do exame via web: texto turvo, cor amarelo-citrino

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blockquoteemFui acessar o resultado de um exame clínico no site do laboratório e ao clicar no link da ajuda, a href= target=_blankpulou da tela um texto/a que mais confundiu do que esclareceu!/em/blockquote
Pois vejam o que confundiu a zifia (aviso: o festival de caixas altas e baixas são originais do autor, tenho nada a ver com isso. E não me peçam explicações para o fenômeno, tampouco as tenho!):
blockquotespan style=color: #ff0000;Informo, span style=color: #000080;[Essa vírgula aí faz o quê, zifio?] /spanque todos resultados INDIVIDUALIZADOS por paciente, span style=color: #000080;[Se os resultados são divulgados por paciente, então por definição eles são individualizados. Prá quê a explicação enfática de que eles são individualizados? Não entendi! Como também não entendi a função da vírgula depois de paciente] /spanpodem ser visualizados e impressos via WEB, onde na etiqueta de cod. de barras span style=color: #000080;[emvaiveno/em a gênese da confusão! O negócio é via web strongonde /strongna etiqueta. Só eu que entendi que a tal da etiqueta de código de barras está na Web?]/span, qual o PACIENTE RECEBE QUANDO EFETUA A COLETA span style=color: #000080;[Não! Aqui vem a explicação: a etiqueta com código de barras é entregue ao paciente no momento em que ele colhe material para exame! Mas de onde, por que e para que surgiu esse emqual/em eu não sei explicar, não senhores!]/span, QUE ESTA ANEXADA NO CANTO DIREITO DO PROTOCOLO DE RETIRADA DE EXAMES span style=color: #000080;[Aí ferrou de novo: é a coleta que está anexada no canto direito do protocolo? Que que tem a ver protoocolo com coleta com código de web? Quem disse eu?] /span, onde span style=color: #000080;[Segunda vez que aparece um emonde/em pra confundir emazidéia/em da coisa! Reparem que ponto que é bom ainda não deu as caras!] /spano numero maior ali constante (que contem dez algarismos), e o USUÁRIO (logim)span style=color: #000080;[logim eu não conheço, nunca ouvi falar. Conheço login. Mas deixa prá lá, não vou ficar procurando confusão num texto que já é auto suficiente no quesito!] /spane, o numero menor, no final da etiqueta, de 05 algarismos e a SENHA span style=color: #000080;[Eu tenho cá pra mim que uma dessas conjunções e na verdade é o verbo ser: é. Sem acento! Mas qual é qual, não sei. só sei que o festival de vírgulas aí só se explica se o autor, no fundo no fundo, acreditar que assim ficou bonitinho!]/span,  PODENDO span style=color: #000080;[tava faltando um gerúndio sem necessidade pra dar a liga final nesse textinho de bosta! Agora não falta mais nada!] /spanATRAVÉS DO, RETIRAR SEU RESULTADO span style=color: #000080;[quem pode retirar o seu resultado? é seu de quem?]/span/span/blockquote
Pra variar, dá pra perceber o índice de ruindade do texto (ruindade = texto ruim, e não texto malvado) pela quantidade de azul da mancha do parágrafo daí de cima. Quanto mais azul, pior está o texto. Mas olha só como os emcabra/em se emamarra/em em complicar uma coisa tão fácil:
blockquotespan style=color: #000080;Acesse e imprima o resultado dos seus exames via web, em nosso site

span style=color: #000080;Para isso, basta digitar no site os números que constam no canto direito do protocolo de retirada de exames: usuário (o número com dez algarismos) e senha (de cinco algarismos)./span/blockquote
Viu só? Duas linhas e meia, duas frases.

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