Sem café X com café

Imagino até o que aconteceu.

Redação do Poder online, do IG, lá pelas sete e meia da manhã:

– Entra no site e bota no ar aquela matéria das cestas básicas que eu vou passar o café! – disse o editor

– OK – retrucou o estagiário. (Segunda vez que eu uso o verbo retrucar, me deixa, tô feliz!)

Aí lá vai o estagiário deldizem que ele trabalhou no Ego, mas essa informação carece de confirmação/del morto de sono abrir a edição do site para postar a notícia que já tinha sido apurada, só faltava ser redigida:

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Pouco depois, o estagiário levanta-se e vai tomar café. Volta para a mesa span style=color: #ff0000;emcheidi/em/span café span style=color: #ff0000;emnazidéia/em/span, já devidamente acordado, e dá aquela embisoiada/em básica no site.

E grita:

– POOTAQUEPAREEOO, COMO EU PUDE ESCREVER UMA MERDA DESSAS, CACETE?

Aí ele clica no botão editar matéria’ e remenda a merda:

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