Tadinha da tia Maricota…

Geeente… tô passada!

Pra começar: passou a fase emotiva, tá? As amebas apareceram, surtaram com amebices, e o meu lado romântico e frufru voltou a dormir!

E quem conseguiu ninar meu lado frufru? Uma funkeira. Mais precisamente a guerrilheira do funk. a href=http://objetivandodisponibilizar.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/suspiro/ target=_blankLembra dela/a?

Ó, vou te contar, viu? Da outra vez (e não da vez passada, porque aqui nós não sabemos como assar vespas), ela ficou mordida ao ser nocauteada pelo quarteto strongpontuação/strong, stronggramática/strong, strongortografia /stronge strongsinonímia/strong! E convocou reforços: a span style=text-decoration:line-through;atriz/span span style=text-decoration:line-through;artista/span span style=text-decoration:line-through;celebridade/span ah, a Leila Lopes! Mas não teve jeito: strongpontuação /stronge strongortografia/strong continuam mais poderosas do que nossa brava guerrilheira, e mais uma vez a levaram à lona!

Confiram o span style=color:#ff0000;emrelíze/em/span publicado no a href=http://tedouumdado.virgula.uol.com.br) target=_blankTe dou um dado/a? (e eu ainda tenho outro emspan style=color:#ff0000;relíze/span/em que a Lele do TDUD? me enviou pra publicar. Mas uma coisa de cada vez!).

Vou combinar de abstrair a pontuação nos comentários que farei abaixo, mas vou destacá-la todinha no texto corrigido.
blockquotespan style=color:#ff0000;emMC DANI LOPES  CONHECIDA  COM GUERRILHEIRA DO FUNK FAZ HOMENAGEM A LEILA LOPES SEU IDOLO /emspan style=color:#000080;[strongeparrê-iansã! /strongAcreditem se quiserem: strongseu ídolo/strong aqui está corretíssimo. Mas o que tem de correto tem de feio. Vou sair pela tangente no texto corrigido.]/spanem COM O FUNK DA PROFESSORINHA /emspan style=color:#000080;[strongA bença, tia Maricota/strong! Isso é que é vingança de guerrilheira nocauteada!] /spanemAO VIVo NO SEU PROGRAMA  ENTRE 4 PAREDES DA JUST TV /emem, LEILA  NÃO SE CONTEVE  COM A  HOMENAGEM E CAIU EM PRANTOS span style=color:#000080;span style=font-style:normal;[Minha dúvida aqui é se ela chorou pelo mesmo motivo que eu choraria, ou se foi realmente muita emoção pro caminhãozinho dela]/span/span. ´´ GENTE ISSO NÃO E ARMAÇAO , NUNCA VI ESTA MENINA , NÓS SABEMOS QUANDO O CARINHO DE FÃ E VERDADEIRO  E ELA ETRNIZOU O PERSOGEM  “ PROFESSORINHA“ SOU MADRINHA DE VCS SIM  , ASSINO EM BAIXO, /emspan style=color:#000080;[embaixo se escreve junto!] /spanemE APRESENTO VOCES NA MIDIA E EM QUALQUER LUGAR QUER VOCÊS FOREM“AFIRMA LEILA LOPES/em/span

span style=color:#ff0000;span style=color:#000080;[arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf…. arf, arf, arf, arf, arf…]/span/span

span style=color:#ff0000;emFUNK DA PROFESSORINHA – A onda agora é a da professorinha ,leila lopes e sussesso /emspan style=color:#000080;[span style=color:#ff0000;sussesso /spané o sucesso tipicamente vivido por ofídeos. Imagine, portanto, uma cobra falando: susssessssso. Pronto! Nem precisa contar essa como erro de ortografia!] /spanemate no ritimo span style=color:#000080;span style=font-style:normal;[ritimo? Sei, sei. Esse i extra é pra dar… cadência, né? Depois eu a href=http://objetivandodisponibilizar.wordpress.com/2009/07/28/pasto-bom-so/ target=_blankelogio texto de banco/a e tem cabra que quase me crucifica…]/span/span funk./em/span

span style=color:#ff0000;emSua beleza contagia e sou /emspan style=color:#000080;[OK, vamos deixar isso prá lá, né? Foi só um errinho de teclado. Erro simétrico, porque o dedo da mão esquerda que tecla no stronge/strong é o equivalente ao dedo da direita que tecla o strongo/strong] /spanemsorrizo /emspan style=color:#000080;[AH, TÔ PERDOANDO DEMAIS!!!! SORRISO É COM ÉSSE!!!] /spaneme /emspan style=color:#000080;[aqui eu já deixo de perdoar a falta de acentos] /spanemradiante. Ela e span style=color:#000080;font-style:normal;[aqui também eu  deixo de perdoar a falta de acentos]em span style=color:#ff0000;a professora mais amada do brasil,/span/emem /ememspan style=color:#000080;[e aqui, eu não perdoo o Brasil em caixa baixa. Se bem que, como diria o meu pai, span style=font-style:normal;para o que se presta, bacalhau basta/span. Por que justo aqui o Brasil receberia a reverência de uma maiúscula, né? Isto é o que nosso país tem de mais minúsculo…] [Repetem-se os versinhos, repetem-se meus comentários:span style=font-style:normal;]/span emspan style=color:#ff0000;Ela e/span/emem span style=color:#000080;font-style:normal;[aqui também eu  deixo de perdoar a falta de acentos]em span style=color:#ff0000;a professora mais amada do brasil,/span/emem /ememspan style=color:#000080;[e aqui, eu não perdoo o Brasil em caixa baixa. Se bem que, como diria o meu pai, span style=font-style:normal;para o que se presta, bacalhau basta/span. Por que justo aqui o Brasil receberia a reverência de uma maiúscula, né? Isto é o que nosso país tem de mais minúsculo…]/span/em/span/em/span/em/span/em/span/blockquote
Bom, sem mais delongas ou maiores discussões, vamos logo corrigir o texto por Tutatis, antes que o céu caia sobre nossas cabeças (/gauleses)!
blockquotespan style=color:#000080;MC Dani Lopesstrong-vírgula,/strong conhecida comstrongo/strong Guerrilheira do Funk, strongfez /stronghomenagem a Leila Lopesstrong-vírgula/strong, strongde quem é fã-vírgula,/strong [arrá!] com o funk da professorinhastrong-ponto/strong.  A homenagem ocorreu ao vivostrong-vírgula, /strongem seu programa strong-abre aspas/strongEntre quatro paredesstrong-fecha aspas/strong, transmitido pela Just TVstrong-ponto. /strongLeila não se conteve com a homenagem e caiu em prantosstrong-dois pontos, abre aspas: /strongGente, isso não strongé/strong armaçstrongã/strongo, nunca vi esta menina, nós sabemos quando o carinho de fã strongé/strong verdadeirostrong-vírgula, /stronge ela etstronge/strongrnizou o persostrongna/stronggem  “professorinhastrong-ponto. /strongSou madrinha de vocês, sim, assino strongembaixo/strong e apresento vocstrongê/strongs na mstrongí/strongdia e em qualquer lugar quespan style=text-decoration:line-through;r/span vocês foremstrong-vírgula, /strongafirma Leila Lopes./span

span style=color:#000080;FUNK DA PROFESSORINHA – A onda agora é a da professorinha, Leila Lopes strongé /strongsustrongc/strongesso ate no ritspan style=text-decoration:line-through;i/spanmo funk./span

span style=color:#000080;Sua beleza contagia e sstronge/strongu sorristrongs/strongo strongé/strong radiante. Ela strongé/strong a professora mais amada do strongB/strongrasil, strongé/strong a professora mais amada do strongB/strongrasil./span/blockquote
span style=color:#ff0000;span style=color:#000080;font-style:normal;span style=color:#000080;span style=color:#000080;font-style:normal;span style=color:#000000;Tadinha da tia Maricota… ganha tão pouco e, na hora de ser homenageada emenquanto /emprofessora, é comparada a atriz pornô e ainda recebe um texto desses no meio das ideias… Oremos por tia Maricota, porque essa lutadora daí de cima é caso perdido… Já não basta apanhar repetidas vezes de dona Ortografia e de dona Pontuação, cáspita?!?!?!/span/span/span/span/span
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