Um crime, vários tiros, uma criança atingida, um morto, um detido e descubra quem é quem na história, porque o G1 não deu nomes aos bois

Vamos com calma que eu fiquei tontinha ao ler este texto que me foi enviado via Twitter (de tão tonta, esqueci de  anotar o nome do ectoplasma suíno. Zifio, manifeste-se que eu te dou os créditos na hora!)

a href=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/problemasdelogica.jpgimg class=size-full wp-image-3407 alignleft title=problemasdelogica src=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/problemasdelogica.jpg alt= width=343 height=480 //aSabe aqueles exercícios de lógica das revistinhas de passatempo que deleu não resolvo/del ninguém resolve? “João é casado com Maria, mas José é cunhado de Sérgio. Se Maria e Sérgio são duas pessoas e João foi abduzido por Ziggy, qual a relação de Ziggy com o gol perdido pelo Baggio na Copa de 1994 que deu o título ao Brasil?”

Me senti lendo um enunciado assim ao me deparar com o a href=http://g1.globo.com/bahia/noticia/2011/11/bebe-de-2-anos-e-atingido-por-tiros-e-autor-dos-disparos-acaba-morto.html target=_blanktexto/a abaixo.

O zifio repórti não deu nomes aos bois – até aí tudo bem. O importante era deixar a coisa compreensível, né?

Enfim, acompanhem comigo a história que me deixou tontinha.
blockquotespan style=color: #ff0000;strongBebê de 2 anos é atingido por tiros e autor dos disparos acaba morto/strongspan style=color: #000080;  [OK. Teve uma criança na história. E quem atirou nela mór-reu.]/span/span

span style=color: #ff0000;Homem entrou em luta corporal com o autor após os disparos e o matou. span style=color: #000080;[Portanto, temos que homem = autor dos disparos, certo?]/span/span

span style=color: #ff0000;Uma criança de dois anos que estava no colo de um homem span style=color: #000080;[Errado! Ela estava no colo de outro homem! Acompanhem a confusão dos zifios]/span foi atingida por dois tiros de raspão na noite da última segunda-feira (14), no município de Ibotirama, região oeste da Bahia, informou a Polícia Militar do município. O autor dos disparos acabou morrendo com um tiro no peito./span

span style=color: #ff0000;Na ocasião, o homem que carregava a criança foi atingido por três disparos span style=color: #000080;[o homem que carregava a criança também foi atingido pelos disparos. OK. Certo?]/span , deflagrados por um suspeito span style=color: #000080;[suspeito? Agora virou suspeito o autor dos disparos?]/span que não aceitava o fim do relacionamento com a atual companheira da vítima span style=color: #000080;[aqui a coisa toma contornos medonhos! Se a vítima é a criança, então a criança tinha 2 anos e uma companheira? Oi? Pedofilia? Ou a vítima em questão era o cara que carregava a criança no colo? E cadê a mãe dessa criança, por Tutátis?]/span , relatou um agente da delegacia de Ibotirama./span

span style=color: #ff0000;Ainda segundo informações da delegacia, o suspeito acabou morrendospan style=color: #000080; [suspeito = o cara que atirou contra o cara com a criança no colo. Né?]span style=color: #ff0000;, pois o irmão da vítima/span [de novo: o irmão do cara que segurava a criança ou o irmão da criança?!?!?!]/span , ao perceber a ação do suspeito, entrou em luta corporal com ele span style=color: #000080;[Vamos contar, então, os zifios integrantes da cena do crime: 1 criança, 1 homem que a carregava no colo, o autor dos disparos e o emirmão da vítima/em, a href=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/?p=1763 target=_blanko que queira que isto venha a significar/a. Certo?]/span, e em seguida disparou um tiro contra o mesmospan style=color: #000080; [G-ZUZ! Não sabia que o a href=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/?p=53 target=_blankectoplasma mesmítico/a tomava tiro nazidéia!] span style=color: #ff0000;. Todas as vítimas foram encaminhadas para o Hospital Regional de Ibotirama, mas o autor dos disparos contra a criança não resistiu aos ferimentos e morreu na unidade/span [então, temos que o atirador primeiro, mais a criança, mais o zifio que tarracanenê no colo mais o irmão da vítimaa href=http://www.objetivandodisponibilizar.com.br/?p=1763 target=_blank o que queira que isto venha a significar/a que atirou segundo, foi tudo parar no hospital, né?]/span/span

span style=color: #ff0000;Segundo o hospital de Ibotirama, a criança e o homem receberam atendimento e foram liberados ainda na noite da última segunda-feira. span style=color: #000080;[A criança tudo bem. Mas QUAL HOMEM RECEBEU ATENDIMENTO E FOI LIBERADO, POR BELENOS?!?!?!!?]/span/span

span style=color: #ff0000;De acordo com informações do agente policial, o autor do disparo que matou o homemspan style=color: #000080; [Oi? Quem disse? Eu disse! Quem disse eu? Eu disse eu!]/span foi preso em flagrante e está detido na delegacia do município, onde deverá permanecer à disposição da Justiça e o homem que ficou ferido prestou esclarecimentos e foi liberado./span

span style=color: #ff0000;O corpo da vítima span style=color: #000080;[GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LÁ em cima eram duas vítimas, uma criança e o cara que tarracanenê no colo. Agora só sobrou uma vítima? Estamos falando do homem que tarracanenê no colo ou do homem que atirou contra o homem que tarracanenê no colo?]/span foi encaminhado para o Instituto Médico Legal em Barreiras e deve ser submetido a exames./span/blockquote
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span style=color: #000000;E aí? Entendeu? Ou eu ajudei a confundir tudo? Se você entendeu, por favor, desenhe pra mim! Eu entendi bulhufas!/span

span style=color: #000000;**********/span

span style=color: #000000;Atualização:/span

span style=color: #000000;Leia este texto daqui de baixo e vê se a historinha não lhe parece familiar. Quem encontrou foi o Luiz, neste link a href=http://www.correio24horas.com.br/noticias/detalhes/detalhes-1/artigo/crianca-de-dois-anos-e-baleada-e-homem-e-morto-dentro-de-bar-em-ibotirama/ target=_blankaqui/a: /span
blockquotestrongspan style=color: #000080;Uma discussão terminou com o pai e o filho de dois anos baleados e um homem morto em Ibotirama, a 650 km de Salvador./span/strong

span style=color: #000080; Erivelton Alves Rodrigues e José Carlos Moreira de Souza encontraram-se no bar Estrela da Terra, no bairro São Francisco, e iniciaram a discussão na noite do último domingo (13). Durante a briga, o primeiro sacou uma arma calibre 32 e atirou contra José, que estava com o filho no colo./span

span style=color: #000080; José foi atingido na cabeça e nas costas e R.L.B., de 2 anos, foi baleado de raspão no braço. Segundo informações da delegacia local, Antonio Moreira de Souza, irmão de José, entrou em luta corporal com Erivelton, tomou-lhe a arma e disparou um tiro contra o peito dele. Erivelton morreu no local. /span

span style=color: #000080; José e o filho foram socorridos ao Hospital Regional de Ibotirama, onde foram medicados e receberam alta no mesmo dia. Antonio foi preso em flagrante. /span

span style=color: #000080; Ainda de acordo com a delegacia, a atual mulher de José e mãe da criança é ex-namorada de Erivelton, o que teria motivado a discussão./span/blockquote
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