Verbinho irrelevante, texto nem tanto

Bruxa, repita: Não devo negligenciar minha caixa postal. Não devo negligenciar minha caixa postal. Pronto! Agora pára de perder tempo repetindo idiotice e bora gerar conteúdo com os troço que geral te manda por e-mail! E larga de ser preguiçosa!

Enfim, recebi esta tetéia por e-mail. Como o querido ectoplasma suíno não se manifestou a respeito, vou seguir o procedimento padrão e não identificá-lo.

O negócio é que ameba se amarra num neologismo idiota e sem sentido para tirar o dar sentido a seu texto dela. Dessa lavra de criatividade duvidosa e mau gosto inconteste surgiram expressões assombrosas como o verbo objetivar (com um gerúndio passível de substituição por uma singela preposição) e o disponibilizar. Eu ao menos arranjei alguma utilidade pra essas aberrações, e batizei o meu caldeirão com elas.

O dileto ectoplasma suíno do e-mail identificou outro rococó-empolêixon de ameba escrevente neste site aqui. Olha só a tchutchuca:

Daí eu fui ter com tio Antônio, pra saber se esse negócio inzeste (não se dê ao trabalho de me avisar, eu sei! Tanto que pintei de vermelho!) mesmo ou se é invenção da ameba. Tio Antônio foi, pra variar, um gentleman ao identificar a ameba:

Fosse eu, diria: Verbete irrelevante. Quem foi o imbecil que escreveu isso? Mas tio Antônio é classudo. Eu é que sou uma bruxa.

Mas eu fui ver de que se tratava o texto em questão, e se a ameba criadora do neologismo imbecil era da espécie acadêmica (essas adouram um neologismo sem sentido, dá até medo ler os textos delas!). E olha que o acadêmico não é ameba, não! Ele fala em português claríssimo. Sai o

Acadêmico irreleva termo controle social (…)

e entra o

Não interessa que termo ou conceito seja empregado (a íntegra do texto táqui)

Quer dizer: é ameba pretensamente jornalística o autor dessa aberração.

Zifio, te digo só uma coisinha: esse verbo é irrelevante para a vida e saúde da Língua Portuguesa. Esqueça-o. Grata.



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