Voz do verbo abre blusa de celebridade instantânea

Deu na a href=http://gente.ig.com.br/materias/2009/05/13/susan+boyle+e+fotografada+circulando+sem+sutia+por+seu+bairro+na+escocia+6101900.html target=_blankpágina de gente/a do Ig: Susan Boyle foi fotografada sem sutiã.

Exasperada com a falta de tudo da historinha em si, cliquei no link. A pobrezinha da Susana não tava nem com o peito de fora, coitada! Foi só um pedacinho da blusa que apareceu meio aberto e, ampliado, mostrou uma dobrinha de nada. Coisa de empaparazzo/em que não tem mais o que fazer.

Daí, vem o infeliz do redator do IG, e tasca essa no texto span style=text-decoration:line-through;de bosta/span legenda que fez pra ilustrar a foto:
blockquoteemSusan Boyle foi fotografada circulando sem sutiã por seu bairro na Escócia, na última terça-feira (13), informou o site Faded Youth. Ainda não muito acostumada com a fama, a cantora foi clicada com botão da camisa span style=color:#ff0000;aberto por um paparazzo/span que estava de plantão na casa dela./em/blockquote
Escrito desta forma, o texto span style=text-decoration:line-through;de bosta/span dá a entender que foi o paparazzo quem abriu o botão da blusa da dona Susana só pra fazer a foto. Tentei a todo custo não imaginar a cena sugerida pela construção mal-feita da frase, mas foi em vão. Afinal de contas, paparazzi são capazes de tudo. Ai, preciso de Dramin!!!!

Mas como eu tenho cá com meus botões que nem o mais desesperado dos empaparazzi/em seria capaz de se atracar com dona Susana, mesmo depois da recauchutagem, creio que o problema foi a voz passiva da frase
blockquoteemspan style=color:#ff0000;A cantora foi clicada com o botão da camisa aberto por um paparazzo que estava de plantão/span./em/blockquote
Se em voz ativa fosse, a frase seria
blockquotespan style=color:#000080;emUm paparazzo que estava de plantão na casa de Susan Boyle clicou a cantora com o botão da camisa aberto./em/span

E ninguém se comprometeria com nada. Ainda que esta frase dê a entender que o objeto utilizado para clicar a cantora tenha sido o botão da camisa aberto…/blockquote
‘Bora tentar de novo:
blockquotespan style=color:#000080;emUm paparazzo que estava de plantão na casa de Susan Boyle clicou a cantora no momento em que ela inadvertidamente deixava aberto o botão de sua camisa./em/span/blockquote
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  1. Cacilda comentou:

    Eita, beleza. A Susan não merece um paparazzo desses, merece? Ainda se fosse uma foto (com áudio) da moça cantando desnudada no chuveiro, aí sim, seria bombástico. Esse(s) cara(s) deveria(m) ser demitido(s); onde já se viu, sô…

    Mas tipo assim, cara Madrasta, estava eu pela WEB quando recebi valoroso convite para assistir ao programa do não menos valoroso Álvaro Garnero (conhece? Eu não, mas fui ver a maravilha). Na terceira palavra da propaganda, aquela central na página, grande, com o bonitão, eu já desgostei. Será que a senhora não poderia dar uma força? É que a Record deve estar sem grana para montar um bom “textículo” (olha as aspas aí, teacher!).

    Grata pelo teu blog. Sou tua fã ardorosa.
    []s

  2. Cacilda comentou:

    Carambola!

    E não é que esqueci o famigerado link? Por favor, queira desculpar minha insanidade; a qualidade do site degenerou meu mísero neurônio.
    Lá vai: http://www.50por1.com.br/
    Volto sempre, sim. Pelo menos umas 4 vezes ao dia.
    Beijinho pra sióra.

  3. Cacilda comentou:

    Eu? Ectoplasma suíno? Isso dói? Tenho de pagar? Vou receber algum? Quéquéisso, môdeusi!
    Medaaaaaa. Mesmo assim, muita honra pela promoção.
    Prezada Madrasta Bruxa Malvada, a coisa toda por lá é meio assim… sabe como? Tira uma linha da biografia, dos textos em geral, blog e tal. Cismei, mesmo, com as repetições naquele pequeno quadrado propagandístico. Conheci o cara naquele momento, mas não bateu aquele sino pequenino, sino de Belém promissor. Vai ver porque não tenho TV em casa, não entendo nada disso. Perdoe-me, pois.
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